May 2013
14 posts
My message to my professors right now
APPLICATIONS STILL OPEN
I won’t be on campus next semester, and that could mean no posts for a few months…unless you step in. If you want to run this site while I’m away, send an email with your favorite cat GIF and the reason why you should run this site to whatshouldwecalloberlin@gmail.com. I’ll notify the new Obie Anonymous sometime shortly after finals.
3RD FLOOR OF MUDD, 10PM, LAST NIGHT
waiting for breakfast for dinner reading period...
Finals: Too much quality time spent with computers
FINALS
Trying to print in Mudd right before CRWR...
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WHEN I TRY TO USE THE BATHROOM IN MUDD DURING...
HIATUS ON THE HORIZON
Dear lovely Obies, wannObies, and random strangers on the Internet:
Summer is icumen in, and WSWCO is icumen out, at least for the summer. I’ll try to update it with whatever submissions I get, but new posts will be coming significantly slower than during the year.
That said, I will not be in Oberlin next semester, and as such, I am taking applications for Obie-Anonymii to keep WSWCO going...
When I Study for Neuroscience
WHEN I SHOULD BE STUDYING BUT IT'S NICE OUTSIDE
WALKING THROUGH TAPPAN ON A SPRING DAY
MOST PEOPLE:
ME:
Solarity
Everyone at Solarity:
Me listening to Solarity in my bedroom:
April 2013
15 posts
when i've been in mudd for 36 straight hours
Walking into Mudd when someone's behind me
When I've Been in Mudd for 12 Straight Hours
When I talk to a professor in office hours
CONCERTS AT THE SCO
DJ DURING THE LAST SONG AT 4TH MEAL
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WHEN MY CO-OP DISCUSSES NOT BUYING CHOCOLATE
PROSPIES COMING TO ALL ROADS
WHEN I GO TO STUDY IN WILDER BOWL BUT LEAVE MY...
When it's 70 degrees and sunny for the first time...
JUSTIFYING MY SPLITCHERS BEHAVIOR
WHEN MY CASUAL, NO STRINGS ATTACHED, NON...
walking into your dorm's bathroom and realizing...
midterms
my response to creepy boys at the sco
March 2013
13 posts
1 tag
IT'S SPRING!
“Welcome to Ohio, lad, hope you like flat terrain.
The weather here is marvelous, assuming you like rain.
Our May and our September are the wonderment of all
But all the months that come between, you’re freezing off your — “
— The Oberlin Drinking Song
When I go to career services and they make me...
WHEN I COME OUT OF THE 1ST FLOOR MUDD BATHROOM AND...
They’re like:
And I’m just like:
WHEN I DISCOVERED THE EAST ASIAN STUDIES ROOM ON...
WHEN I WAIT FOR MY SANDWICH AT DECAFE
When I see my crush making out with someone else...
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT KIND OF INTERNSHIP I'M...
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WHEN I HEAR PEOPLE DEMONIZING THE PROTESTERS IN...
Edit: Or calling for AD to resign. No one who watched that video now thinks Oberlin is full of spoiled brats who didn’t think it before. AD and the other students in the CNN video have not shamed or embarrassed Oberlin. It is the racism, cis-heterosexism, anti-Semitism, and ableism on this campus that is shameful. I agree that yelling in the background of the video was not a constructive...
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Oberlin Microaggressions: To the Oberlin... →
obiemicroaggressions:
Dear Oberlin Community, Family, and Friends,
Over the course of the last two weeks, tremendous effort has been made by various student communities to address the recent attacks of racist, homophobic, and Anti-Semitic hate speech on campus. As Oberlin students, we are proud of the ways that the…
This is not a typical WSWCO post, but it hasn’t been a typical...
Edit from WSWCO: This was submitted without a title, but I think it needs to be posted. Much love to whoever sent it. Stay strong, guys.
Solidarity and love,
Obie Anonymous
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MANSPLAINING AT THE CONVOCATION
February 2013
12 posts
WHEN I DANCE TO GALLIMAUFRY
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WHEN I REALIZE I HAVE TO DO A JOB APPLICATION AND...
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WHEN IT'S 2AM, FREEZING, I'M DRUNK, AND RIDELINE...
IF I MISS MORE THAN ONE CS151 CLASS
WHEN I HAVE A COMMITMENT DURING CO-OP WORKCHART...
when people graduate and are still in Oberlin...
IF WE FIND OUT WHO'S BEEN LEAVING THE HATE...
WE’LL BE JUST LIKE:
When there are voice majors in Slow Train
I’m like:
